why do mermaids wear seashells on their chests?
because they outgrew their b-shells. … :-)
the only time they become concrete is when couples tie the knot. the only time they possibly become concrete is when couples tie the knot. much like our president, they always find themselves stationed somewhere on the continuum of [sort of] black and [sort of] white. there’s no “definitely together” or “definitely broken up.” couples break up, yet still screw....
i can sum up the recent events of my life in no more than 30 seconds. drink. program. listen to music. play guitar. eat. program. play piano. talk to my racist grandmother. sleep. wake up. check my email on my phone. sleep. sleep… repeat. in no particular order. It’s not that there’s no chance for me to feel good about my life that I call it hopeless. in fact, i...